Archive for March 2009

Underground posters coming soon to a poster board near you

Mar 13th, 2009 | By | Category: Photos

Check out these new posters for The Underground (legal paper size). Print them out or just admire them. Coming soon to posterboards at MSU. Thanks to Jon Simons for creating these promotional pieces. (If you’d like a high resolution version, please email us).

There is a Horse Under the Cornerstone

Mar 11th, 2009 | By | Category: Commentary

A “new” old story that’s purportedly true (aren’t they all?).

The MSU Bear needs pupils

Mar 11th, 2009 | By | Category: Blogs, Commentary, Opinions

He doesn’t have pupils for his eyes. Instead of being a normal bear with a slightly mean look on his face, he instead looks like a zombie bear, with his eyes apparently rolled up into his head.

Missouri State to introduce service

Mar 10th, 2009 | By | Category: Campus News, News

A review of the new service.

Always spay and neuter your pet

Mar 10th, 2009 | By | Category: Blogs, Opinions

Jessica Lynn Green Contributor Like any other pet, an owner who does not plan to be a licensed breeder should spay or neuter their cat. The practice is known as “altering.” This isn’t an unethical practice, but simply good judgment and responsible behavior. I write this article because I am a concerned owner of two […]

Why comics run circles around the media

Mar 10th, 2009 | By | Category: Blogs, Opinions

Jason McGill Assistant Editor Will Bunch at the Huffington Post has written a piece praising Jon Stewart for his incisive skewering of the talking heads at CNBC for their myopic, fascile reporting and fawning interviews while the economy was starting to tank.  It’s easy to feel good about the muckracking at the Daily Show, especially […]

My bad experience at Pep Boys and good one at Thompson

Mar 9th, 2009 | By | Category: Blogs, Opinions

Zach Becker Editor-In-Chief I have some advice for those who need vehicle repairs; don’t go to Pep Boys (at least the one in Springfield). I took my wife’s car in their about a month-and-a-half ago and they never did fix the problem that they said they would (although they did work on lots of other […]

Free writing (and hello!)

Mar 7th, 2009 | By | Category: Blogs, Opinions

Jason McGill Assistant Editor As this is my first blog here, I will quickly say hello and thanks for reading. On other blogs I’ve written, I’ve started by apologizing for mistakes I’m bound to make, overgeneralizing important issues, becoming melodramatic, resigning myself to coming eschaton and in the same post cheering with wild-eyed faith in […]

Tired of crappy TP advertising

Mar 4th, 2009 | By | Category: Commentary

Zach Becker Editor-in-Chief Cut the crap. They use bears, puppies, royalty, clouds and even babies, but is all this squatting around the subject really necessary? And do these cute little images really help sell toilet paper? People crap. They use toilet paper to wipe it off their butts. I don’t think it’s a big revelation. […]

Parliamentary system works better

Mar 4th, 2009 | By | Category: Columns

Kimberly McGarry Contributor Recently, one of Obama’s appointees, Carol Brown, was discovered to be a member of the Socialist International’s Commission for a Sustainable World Society. Whilst it sent right-wing bloggers to their keyboards to send out the call of “socialism” and “world government” with gleeful grins on their faces, it set me to thinking. […]