BearSpeak; Most pathetic pickup lines

Mar 1st, 2010 | By | Category: Entertainment

Reporting by Victoria Branch

Jim Ed Petersen, 23, 5th year senior, Springfield, Drawing Major
“Nice legs, what time do they open?”

Christa Gammon, 21, junior, Fairview Heights, Illinois, Advertising Major
“My lips are like skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?”

Ben Divin, 25, 5th year senior, Chicago, Illinois, African American Studies Major
“Hey my name’s Ben. I’ll give you 5 cents.”

Teall Williams, 22, junior, Sparta, Missouri, Art Education Major
“Do you like pizza? Yeah. Do you wanna have sex with me?”

Todd Burkemper, 21, senior, Wentzville, Missouri, Computer Science Major
“Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is outta this world…”

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