Jason McGill Assistant Editor The question has been bugging me.  Is the Student Government Association subject to Missouri’s Sunshine Law?  In the article I wrote for the April 8th issue, I made sure to say that SGA wasn’t in compliance with the law, and not say violating the law, because I wasn’t sure whether the [...]

Let’s face it. The recession is here to stay for a while. Some people are predicting a full-blown depression even. What are you going to do about it?

Zach Becker Editor-in-Chief I lost my job. My friends betrayed me. And I couldn’t participate in my favorite (and only) activity. To top it off, they keyed my just-repainted truck. But through it all, I kept my integrity intact. And as bad as that day was, it gave rise to one of the most fulfilling [...]

Going home for spring break is a great way to ruin it. Go to a beach instead.

Stop saying stupid stuff on the internet. We know you want to be heard, but make what you say worth hearing.

A “new” old story that’s purportedly true (aren’t they all?).

He doesn’t have pupils for his eyes. Instead of being a normal bear with a slightly mean look on his face, he instead looks like a zombie bear, with his eyes apparently rolled up into his head.

Zach Becker Editor-in-Chief Cut the crap. They use bears, puppies, royalty, clouds and even babies, but is all this squatting around the subject really necessary? And do these cute little images really help sell toilet paper? People crap. They use toilet paper to wipe it off their butts. I don’t think it’s a big revelation. [...]

Victoria Branch Staff Artist What is it with guys at Missouri State? Now, before you boys bristle up and start claiming that you haven’t done anything wrong, hold on a second. This is one girl who thinks you’re doing something… right. I didn’t notice it at first, most likely because I was scurrying around trying [...]

Nathanael Edward Bassett Contributor You probably have some questions about the newspaper in your hand (or the website you are reading from). Like, what is this? What’s the point? Why should I read it? Well, I’ll try and answer those as best I can if you just give me a few moments. First of all, [...]